Long Distance Relationships Are A Bitch

"Hey baby, how you doin'?

"Good!!! I'm eating a little sandwich right now. How 'bout you?"

"Talking to you, Baby Brooke, and trying out my new robe."

"I'm wearing your favorite purple ribbons in my hair."

"Ohhh girl! Stop it. I need to break me off a piece of you soon, baby!"

"You now I'll treat you right, Hakeem. I'll make you feel good. Hike that robe up for me."

"I'll be in Denver next week sugar, and we'll hook it up."

"You come get this sugar. Baby Brooke will be waiting with that little nighty you like."

"DAMN!"