Radio Tires

I'm driving down the road... turn on the radio.

I'm sittin' in a railway station, got a ticket for my destina-

"Shut the Fuck up, Paul Simon!"

I turn the corner and the station.

Caribbean queen, now we're sharing the same dream-

"What the Fuck, Billy Ocean! Suck a fart out of my butt. Share that with her, too!"

Next channel, please... where's this god damned address!

Look for it to be partly cloudy with a slight chance for afternoon show-

"You piece of shit weatherman! Sligh chan fo rai, sligh chan fo rai.. Shut Up!"

If I don't find this shit hole and something to listen to... I'm gonna drive into a fucking tree.

Take it easy... take it easy... don't let the sound of your own wheels-

Ohhh... that's what I should do? Well thank you Eagles. I'll take it easy just for you, you stinky little birdies. Fuck off!

"Wait, wait here it is... my favorite antique shop."