juice

(dark, smokey bar.... upright bass.....spotlight.)

Wine.

WHY-n.

I drink you.

I sell you.

I.

Love.

You.

You bitch.

Wine.

WHY-n.

Elixir made from grapes and yeast poop.

Older than Absinthe (I think)

Feel good maker.

Feel bad maker.

A nice thing to bring to a party.

Whether you know them well or not.

Wine.

WHY-n.

Cabernet

Merlot

Chardonnay

Shiraz (or Syrah if it's from anywhere but Australia)

Riesling

Petite Verdot (slut)

Wine.

WHY-n.

I'd bathe in you if it wouldn't be weird.

I'd drink you for breakfast if I was more of an alcoholic.

I'd marry you if I wasn't already married or if I was in Utah.

I'd name babies after you if I were to have babies.

I'd slap that evil look off your face if you had one.

I'd take you to the after life but I know you'll already be there waiting for me.

Wine.

WHY-n.

(boom, boom, boom- hisssssss)

(long inhale.... tension building)

(blackout)